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Top 10
things that are GOOD about cancer:Top 10
things that are BAD about cancer: #10 -
The perfect excuse for sleeping 11 hours a day#10 - A
different side effect every day#9 -
Even your enemies will be nice to you#9 -
Blood drawn every week#8 -
Presents from friends and relatives - just because#8 -
State workers who think $500 is a high monthly
income#7 -
Sometimes people will even give you money - TAX FREE
since it's not in paycheck form : )
#7 -
You're injecting me with toxic chemicals, but I
can't have any alcohol?#6 -
Friends volunteer to do your housework#6 -
You get to go to the doctor's office EVERY DAY#5 -
You can get even with your dog by shedding on him!#5 -
There are no young, cute men in a Cancer Centre#4 -
Four months off from my lovely casino job#4 -
Everyone else wants to watch movies where people die#3 -
Eating lots of lasagna and other fattening foods -
Doctor's Orders!#3 -
Doctors poking you in private places - and they
didn't even bother to buy you dinner!#2 -
Radiation eliminates the need for shaving the bikini
line!#2 -
Being forced to keep your savings by saving it for
burial expenses#1 -
Being pleasantly surprised by the number of people
who care about you#1 - No
Chocolate!
I can't
think of 10 good things about an Ostomy, but here
are four:
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